I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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