are you still at the devil's house?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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