Dual....:-)
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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