I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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