But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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