the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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