No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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