but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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