Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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