You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
even my farts smell like vagina
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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