btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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