I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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