Just fell off a train. Bad.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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