I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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