Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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