He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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