I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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