Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You were trust falling into bushes
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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