If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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