Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
