That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you will always have a special place in my vag
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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