She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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