shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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