This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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