I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
