I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Randomize
