well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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