We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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