i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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