i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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