I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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