Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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