my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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