yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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