But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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