i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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