let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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