She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize