just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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