What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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