come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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