yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
he's single and there are thong briefs.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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