everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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