I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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