just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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