But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Randomize
