love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
