where am i from again
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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