I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
you had me at cake vodka
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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