He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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