there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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