Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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