I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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