well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
