It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize
