i just wanna soil my oats bro
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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