I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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