I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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