Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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