It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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