the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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