Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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