TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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